May 2013
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
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emobaria:
we still have to watch Cinna get beat to death in this movie
internetexplorers:
internetexplorers:
are you my big toe?
because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
The CID Secretary just told me I should be a model
lolkay:
I’ve considered it before but not seriously. I wouldn’t mind the extra cash.
Time to purchase Hip Hop Abs I guess, haha.
I will do Hip Hop Abs with you.
virginitybandit:
why suck at life when you can suck my dick
