ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
emobaria: we still have to watch Cinna get beat to death in this movie
internetexplorers: internetexplorers: are you my big toe? because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
The CID Secretary just told me I should be a model
lolkay: I’ve considered it before but not seriously. I wouldn’t mind the extra cash. Time to purchase Hip Hop Abs I guess, haha. I will do Hip Hop Abs with you.
virginitybandit: why suck at life when you can suck my dick